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Post by andrewaaaaa on Jul 25, 2006 9:19:58 GMT -5
Then one steps forwarda big guy not so smart though TGP runs around him then goes in and just knocks him down to the ground when he gets up he runs away
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Post by theunknown1 on Jul 28, 2006 23:14:22 GMT -5
"This town seems unpromising and i am disappointed".....then TGP pounds the ground and the whole Earth rumbles then creaters open up below all opponents and they fall into the abyss below.."i do however know of one place that is surely promising, in a deep desert far away there is a sacred temple of ancestor....it is said the first who enters there and passes all 3 cloisters then there most powerful weapon for each person will appear before them and be givin to them...a weapon of imaginable force, the only problem is i couldn't venture there before because we need 3 people according to the legend...so in order to gain the most powerful weapon in the world, we must all agree to go through the cloisters, knowing we might die, but if i know and picked u like i do...then i know you wont die and barely pass with a scratch, so are you guys ready and with me?"
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Post by kayvaan on Aug 6, 2006 8:33:20 GMT -5
i agree it will be entertaining and i need something to do after watching you kill all these weakling... i was sure he was here though... oh well lets get a move on...
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Post by theunknown1 on Aug 7, 2006 18:29:43 GMT -5
well now that we know where u stand what about u andrewaaa, do you wish to go on a journey for some of the most powerful weapon in the land or one of the most challenging tasks u will meet?
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Post by andrewaaaaa on Aug 9, 2006 5:29:43 GMT -5
Well let me think about it...Yes and with that they started there journy to the sacred temple
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Post by theunknown1 on Aug 9, 2006 10:40:15 GMT -5
This journey will take 5 days on normal foot from here, but i can summon one of my companions, and with that TGP made numerous hand signal and as that happened a shadow bird came and engoulfed them, carrying them to there destination 5 times the speed of light
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Post by andrewaaaaa on Nov 19, 2006 10:19:56 GMT -5
It seems that they they went off coruse and somehow landed on the moon and made there journy take a lot longer but now they shall start again
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Post by theunknown1 on Jan 6, 2008 20:15:29 GMT -5
Then one steps forwarda and feels his own feet, he grabs his opponents feets and starts sucking on each toe, nibbling on the toejam "IT FEELS SO GOOD NINJA-SAMA" "YES IT DOES" he licked his foot and ate his asshole
"PLEASE FEEL GOOD TO ME"
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Post by greeneggsandham on Jan 6, 2008 21:52:44 GMT -5
OH YAH++ GIMEM THAT CHOCOLATE STARFISH POWUH! OOOOOH I JUST WANNA EFF THAT MAI SO HARD. UGH GIMEM HARD! GIMEM HARD!
PAIN!? PAIN!?> YOU NO N O PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
M y SWEAT IS COMPRISED OF BEEFY MEN!
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Post by andrewaaaaa on Jan 6, 2008 21:57:51 GMT -5
Get off of the floor, you too. we no time for sex. Mab latr.
As the crew journeryd onwart to the place from the moon they landed back on EArth in Japan. They shet of there space suits and protetive solar gear.
"Oh No" said Kaybaan. "What is it, shirley nothing serious" I said "On teh way back from themoon I saw an Alf Dragon following us"
2 seconds passed slowly then suddenly theunknown1 said "what!? an Alf Dragon!?" "yeah whats the big dael".
"an alf dragon is my rival, we battled (SEE TAKE ME ON)".
"oh no, thins just got more serious"
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Post by greeneggsandham on Jan 6, 2008 22:03:13 GMT -5
(OKAY OKAY I RUINED IM SORRY!)
Matt is in his micro suitr. its gots powres more than ANY man could eber no. he took the massive dump in it. he stopped his sex, but no!
"OJ NO! WE ARE STUCK TO EACH OTHER! THE CRAP FUSED INTO A HYPER LOCK! MEI! WE CANNOT SEPERATE. MY ANUS CRAP IS TOO STICKY AND SWEATY TO GET OUT OF EASILY!
Hoopefully we will find the miega hammer spatula of vulOT!
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Post by andrewaaaaa on Jan 6, 2008 22:04:39 GMT -5
"oh no, thins just got more serious"
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Post by theunknown1 on Jan 6, 2008 22:15:21 GMT -5
justas after we **** off out moon suets, though we wer still fused togethar, and saw the alf dragen we all drew are wepons and prepared for a fight. the alf dragen circled the air and made a menasing yelp. "DLKJF;KASLDJFLKSDJFLKSJ;DFSDF';SDF;" yeled the alf dragen.
"we must fart as one to defeet this alf dragen!" I yelled as I spoked
"No!>~ Hour anus is still fused, out poo is filling up our instenins as we spoken, we must stop or we are ded!" andrewaaaaaa yelped
"MY ANUS IS THE STONGEST YOU CAMT BEAT MY SHADOW ANUS" yelled matt as he tore hismself away from the fused anus.
The resulting shock wave tore matt's left testacle off, HIS FAVORITE TESTACLE.
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Post by andrewaaaaa on Jan 6, 2008 22:16:57 GMT -5
Alf Dragon - "YOU HAVE YET TO SEE MY TREU POWER AND FORM"
"oh no, thins just got more serious"
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Post by greeneggsandham on Jan 6, 2008 22:19:11 GMT -5
THE RIPPED TESTICLITE LEFT ME IN A STATE OF CONFUSION! BUT I STILL HAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT! (lol)
WAIT FOR THE NEXT COURSE ALF DRAGO!
Then Matt summonms the most belchiest vomit in all of REENND!
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